sophia sophia

The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

A cold and devious man you are! The greatest secretary of all time you are! In Soviet Russia the Gulag loves YOU!

Murder is the oldest of all sins. You are a passionate felon. You don't kill for the money; you do it for the pleasure. There is nothing like stabbing a victim in the chest to really get your heart going in the morning. It's better than a cup of coffee!

Perhaps the most insidious of all STDs, it can be spread with only a kiss. Or, if you're into that sort of thing, oral contact with other, more intimate, parts. It's not life threatening, but the sores can be an embarrassment to those who are infected.

Ninjas are neither good nor bad. They are sneaky! As a Ninja you are always a bit suspicious. Even your closest friends find it difficult to understand you. You're habit of carrying a full size sword is, well, a bit odd.

As a goddess your radiance blinds men. You wield absolute power over them, and enjoy it. They are toys for your amusement! Let them kiss your feet and grovel!

You're the bomb! You're so hot. You're on fire! (or soon will be, when you explode and stuff). You're crazy, a little violent, and a lot of fun. You're wild.

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.