Noobnerd Nerdmaster

Red Swastika School, Attended 2000 - 2005, Class of 2005
Temasek Secondary School, Attended 2006 - Present

The Bunny Warriors' School

Woodbridge Asylum Patient, Bunny Warrior

Bedok South-East Secondary School Toilet Cleaning Commitee, Knights of the Evil Bunny, Woodbridge.

Breathing, typing, reading How to kill a monk in 3.7 days, self-raping, bullying myself.

How to kill a monk in 3.7 days, How to kill a monk in 4.2 days. Guide to raping oneself.

The Evil Cookies

How to kill a monk Soundtrack (rap)

Tutorials on breathing.

Capricorn

You just wasted three seconds of your life reading this sentence.

If you did not realise, my interests in meeting people thing above is a joke.

Whatever it is, you're going to waste a lot of time doing this.

You have already wasted ten seconds of your life reading all that above.

Do you really want to continue?

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Really?

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Very well. You just wasted a lot of time by now.

I'm a nerd. Socialising is lame. Friendster is retarded.

Don't bother to add me on MSN.

I'll block you.

Now, you just wasted quite a lot of time there.

Ok fine, here are some random facts about me:
1. Firstly, read the rest.
2. Secondly, I'm not in the mood to tell you anything.
3. Thirdly, I want you to read number 8.
4. Fourthly, I'm in the mood to say something now.
5. Fifthly, I like Pokemon.
6. Sixthly, I want you to read all the above sentences again.
7. Seventhly, I bet you did not do number 6.
8. Eighthly, I want you to read number 3.
9. Ninthly, to tell you the truth, I got Friendster not to meet people, but just for fun.
10. Lastly, you just wasted a lot of time reading the crap above.

Why bother, I ask? You're rather stubborn. Sad.

Ready to waste more time?

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Positive?

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Ok. I hate cool people. Well, that's obvious. After all, I am a nerd.

What was I saying?

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Ah, yes. Now for some self contradictory stuff.

1. I hate people who hate people.
2. I officially declare that this sentence is unofficial.
3. I am extremely modest.

*End crap*

I can't believe how much time you have WASTED.

And anyway, please note that I have a fervent antipathy for melodramatic individuals. In other words, I do not like emo people.

P.S. Zachery is funny.
P.S.S. Get out. Now.
P.S.S.S. I've got more lame jokes. Just ask.
P.S.S.S.S. My Life Story:

I was born in 1890 to a woman in an old folks home. She died at childbirth. I have around 58 siblings, each one from different mothers. Therefore, dad died of AIDS.

I grew up in an old folks home, so I listened to classical music. Then I travelled to Fairyland at the age of 56 and massacred the fairies there.

I have lived my other years blowing bubbles for the Yellow Emperor.

NOT you, NOT you, and NOT NOT Joshua Chan. That guy is retarded, I want to murder him.