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"I like big butts and I cannot lie."
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Schools (Other):
Wesleyan University, Hunter College High School, P.S. 117 TAG, UCLA Anderson
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College/University:
Wesleyan University, Attended 1992 - 1997, Class of 1996, Bachelor's Degree, CSS
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Occupation:
i sell violence to young children
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Affiliations:
5 Percenters, Black Israelites, Church of Jesus Christ Later Day Saints, Jews for Jesus, Hari Krishna, Jehova's Witness
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Hobbies and Interests:
80s rock, sci-fi, karaoke, the buddha
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Favorite Books:
naked pictures of famous people
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Favorite Movies:
clash of the titans, sorority boys, my own private idaho, bridget jones' diary, the royal tenenbaums
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Favorite Music:
jazz, afro-pop, samba, salsa, banghra, bossa nova, funk, hip hop, eighties r&b
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Favorite TV Shows:
24 (!), battlestar galactica (the new one), entourage, smallville, dark angel, quantum leap
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About Me:
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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Who I Want to Meet:
hot nerds, artists with jobs
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means no.
Clearly.
succumb to the persuasive arguments of an
informercial maniac." check her closet, and
you'll find the ab roller, the abdominizer and
a self waxing kit. but don't laugh too soon. if
you're not careful, she'll convince you with a
seductive wag of her tongue that you need
an abdominzer, too. because of nikki, i've
voted for nader, become a vegetarian,
listened willingly to free (ky) jazz, and
started therapy (i drew the line at the
abdominizer). Don't let that innocent, fun
loving face fool you--she'll turn you into a
peace-loving, tree-hugging, capitalist-do-
gooder, in no time at all . which, isn't so bad
if you think about it. you'll love her, and
laugh with her, while she's caps on your ass
and drags you out to the dance floor one
more time. what a delicious, awe-inspiring
thing nikki is for the earth, mankind and me!
now all she needs to do is move her nyc butt
out to the west coast, where she really
belongs with us hella crunchy granola folk.
love this girl, love this girl.
can count. You can tell when you've achieved
this because her head jerks side to side, she
starts to growl and enters an almost trance-
like state. I fully expect that one day some
fella will piss her off so badly that she will
achieve transcendant enlightenment and
ascend bodily to heaven. In the meantime, it's
thoroughly entertaining, very cute and I
recommend it to all comers. (Caveat: on rare
occasions pissing her off may create a risk of
physical danger--she's a nerd girl who might
just be able to kick your ass.)
know. She's brilliant and talented
and generous and all-around kick-ass.
She's a devoted friend and will stick
with you even if you piss her off a
little. Just ask Aram.