DANNYDANILO SWEET AND SOUR

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"Murray, Utah."-David Archuleta
"Murray, Utah. The home of the Mormons. Mormons win a lot of these contests. Did you see that story in Newsweek last week?"-Larry King
"I didn't."-David Archuleta
"A big story that Mormons win a lot of reality shows."-Larry King
"Not this one."-David Archuleta
"And I feel like a jerk."-David Cook"

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"Henry: Hey you know what? Um, I was thinking well, I don’t see any of the other Debitz here, do you mind if I warm up in the lane next to you.
Betty: Aren’t we supposed to be avoiding each other?
Henry: Right. How’s that working for you?
Betty: Not so good.
Henry: Same here.
Betty: Look, why don’t we just try to be friends?
Henry: Yeah! In that case, friends bowl right?
Betty: Right!
Henry: Yeah.
(Betty and Henry bowl simultaneously, both getting gutter balls Henry in the right side, Betty in the left.)
Betty: I’ve been doing that all night.
Henry: Nice.
(Betty and Henry slap five, then the light begin to dim.)
Announcer: Ok guys, it’s the time we’ve all been waiting for. It’s Couple’s Bowl!
(Betty and Henry see all the couples at the bowling alley, being all lovey dovey and stuff. Clearly there is some tension between them. They look at each other.)
Betty: Bowling sucks!
Henry: Let’s go.
(They both rush off the bowling alley and out.)

~from "A League of Their Own""

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"What are you suppose to do when you realize that a good friend really isn't a friend at all? What do you do when they turn their back and completely stop communicating with you?"
"Its going to hurt and you are always going to wonder what happened & why are they doing this. But at the end of long day, you realize sometimes people aren't who you think they really are"

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"Smells like old lady in here. (runs into a corpse of a hung old lady) That would explain why."

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"After two years nonstop Lana-lusting that's the best you can do? Come on."

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"I'll do anything you need. You see these hands? They're diggin machines. You wanna go to China? I'll get you to China, Fish. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to, Fish."