Mario Lavandeira

NYU, Tisch School of the Arts, Belen Jesuit.

New York University, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, Drama

R.i.P. - Raconteur / Iconoclast / Proselytizer

Lapsed Catholic, Latent Rebel.

music, concerts, le cinema, the theatre, good grub, great friends, travel, making mixed CDs, porn, prayers, Charles Shaw wine, cupcakes from Magnolia, dinner parties, In N Out Burger, KCRW 89.9, hiking in Runyon, dancing to silly songs, croquet, hot dogs.

The Bible, the works of the poet Jewel, the tomes written by Britney Spears and her mother Lynne. Anything by Lorca, Becquer, Sedaris, Cervantes, Neruda, Salinger, Durang, Poe, Dickinson, Borges. Instinct Magazine, US Weekly, the new Star, Vanity Fair, Blender and Q.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Magnolia, Showgirls, Nowhere, Billy Elliot, A.I., Moulin Rougue, Run Lola Run, Serial Mom, The Little Mermaid, Dirty Dancing, Heathers, Edge of Seventeen, The Lovers of the Arctic Circle

Avenue D, Peaches, Mynx, The Ditty Bops, Dirty Sanchez, Tori Amos, Rachael Yamagata, Frou Frou, Damien Rice, Robbie Williams, Queen of Japan, Scissor Sisters, Miss Kittin, Aimee Mann, Madonna, Kylie, Britney Spears, Hole, Butterfly Boucher, Gavin Degraw, Jill Scott, Joss Stone, Missy Elliot, and Dolly Parton.

Desperate Housewives, The OC, Sex and the City, Iron Chef, Oprah, America's Next Top Model, Six Feet Under, American Idol, Alias, Extreme Makeovers, The Golden Girls, The View, Newlyweds, The Smurfs, Acces Hollywood, the Spice Channel, cheesy infomercials, glossy music videos, sweaty televangelists.

"I have a magic pussy. If you fuck me, you become a king. I'm a kingmaker." - Courtney Love

Cool cats. Friends and more for fun and frolic. Oh, and Madonna, of course. But, I'd settle for hanging out with Paris Hilton. It'd be hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster!