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"If you cannot get any sort of read on me based on the rest of this moronic profile, then, well, I guess I can help..."
More about Quarex
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More About Quarex
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Schools:
Colene Hoose Elem School, Attended 1984 - 1904, Class of 1990
Chiddix Jr High School, Attended 1990 - 1993, Class of 1993
Normal Community High School, Attended 1993 - 1996, Class of 1996
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Schools (Other):
University of Leicester, U.K., 2004-2005
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College/University:
Illinois State University, Attended 2005 - Present, Class of 2007, Master's Degree, Criminal Justice
University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, English Literature
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Occupation:
Student!
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Affiliations:
KFMF, CiA, TFX, also DMP's 309 Distro!
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Hobbies and Interests:
a-ha, abortions, absurdism, air conditioning, atari 800xl, atari xe, atheism, bagpipes, black metal, blasphemy, cats, celibacy, chaos, cheese, demoscene, MODs, SIDs, chiptunes, more cheese, being out of room h
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Favorite Books:
Watership Down, Of Mice and Men, Jane Eyre, That Hideous Strength, On The Beach, The Ultima III Manual
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Favorite Movies:
The Two Towers, Fellowship of the Ring, Return of the King, Signs, American Beauty, South Park, Ghostbusters, The Iron Giant, The Sixth Sense, Gladiator, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Pi, Rear Window, BASEKetball, The Ring, Gangs of New York
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Favorite Music:
Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, Overkill, Amorphis, Depeche Mode, Al Stewart, Therion, Moby, A-Ha, Gordon Lightfoot, N.E.R.D., The Moody Blues, Samael, Nick Drake, Sonata Arctica, Steely Dan, Hypocrisy, ManOwaR, Placebo, Nightwish, Bobby Vee, .MODs, .SIDs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, The Critic, The Tick, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
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About Me:
If you cannot get any sort of read on me based on the rest of this moronic profile, then, well, I guess I can help summarize. I am a hulking beast (hulking, not fat) of a man whose primary goal in life is to have the absolute best time possible and take as many people along for the ride as I can. While I like to consider myself happy beyond comprehension, "happy beyond comprehension" only describes me 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time, my happiness is well within the realm of comprehensibility.
Additionally, I have spent almost two years of my life living in countries outside the United States, but tragically was never old enough to get over the "wahhh, it is too hot" aspect of my travels into the "holy fucking shit, I live in Thailand" part.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I will, iconoclastically, instead describe who I do not want to meet:
* Vegans
* Heavily materialistic individuals
* Women who spend very much time on their appearances
* People who dislike cats
* Women who like their men to be "fragile" and "mopey" instead of "POWERFUL" and "JUBILANT!"
* Paul Brooks
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Testimonials and Comments for Quarex
go figure
has been a disturbing lack of presence
in the force since you left the country,
and i didn't realize it until i was flossing
with my hair and some broke off between
my teeth. Didn't you knock me down
when i was tripping during a drama
rehearsal once? that hurts, man, that
really hurts...or was that that Aaron
cat...? Gin still tastes like juniper to me.
like the Swedish Swedes spoke like
200 years ago or something.
Anyway this is The Man, the man that
dances sober. We should all respect
Drew for his courage. When the rest of
us abuses alcohol in order to even enter
the dance floor this man is the first one
up there.
I almost forgot, we should all give him
any food that we don't want for
ourselves. Don't bother finding a trash
can just give it to Drew.
exchange students astounds me.
full of lovely, lucious camembert...and as
i type, i pause gleefully only to put
another peice in my mouth. and yes. i
did go to your page just to make sure
that i could tell you about it as i did it.
maybe i am a loser. but. i am a loser
with awesome cheese.
AAHHHHHHHH. how will we ever
communicate with this language barrier
between us?
singing computer, has died.
Look out for the clowns.
Look out for the clowns.
They're coming to town.
dudes came out of the woodwork to
verbalize their appreciation of me and
my friendsterliness, subsequent to your
testimonial noting otherwise. It now
appears dudes and chicks are in a dead
heat on my testimonial page. Though
yours is clearly not facing such
dramatic conflict, I thought it'd be
safer, as a dude, to weigh in on your
behalf. So yeah. Drew is cool. It'll be
cool for him to not have to be the
parking nazi (or American) anymore. The
end.