Reverend Matty

Mostly the ones they kick you out of...

Verbal Abuser

FOC, FOE, Universal Ministries

I am currently mastering the suplex.

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Jaws, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, How's Your News? Fubar, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Young Frankenstein, Four Rooms, Visitor Q, Usual Suspects, Harold and Maude, The Exorcist, The Rutles, Dr. Strangelove, Network, The Fog of War, and the first 45min of From Dusk Til Dawn

Spiderbait, Tenacious D, fIREHOSE, Mike Watt, The Clash, Bob Mould, Rocket From the Crypt, The Business, Ween, Eels, Dandy Warhols, Strawhorse, Public Enemy, Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade

The Daily Show, Simpsons, Jeopardy, CONCRETE TV, Family Guy, CKY, The Tick, Drew Carey, Ghoulardi, Two For the Road, Chappelle's Show, American Chopper, Elegant Universe

I'm a rage-o-holic. I can't live without rage-o-hol!

I once hip-checked Quentin Tarantino into a bush.......Seriously.

I want to be the father of one of those really little babies that you put in the special box. They're so tiny!

My favorite sport is pursuing the most dangerous game...automobiles.

I want to be America's box-office sweetheart and I believe that skeet shooting perfectly captures the horror of life as a duck.

My best friend is Jerry Crenshaw. He is nine feet tall, invisible, and he promises that the streets will run red with blood if the bullies don't lay off of me. He has a plan.

A classy bartender...like Lloyd from The Shining...