Rita Bee Brinkerhoff

Female, 28, It's Complicated
Interested In: Dating Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Feb 2003
Location: Kansas City, MO
Hometown: Greater Kansas City Area.
Company: id.sito.org/rmb, www.ritabrinkerhoff.com, www.fakenakeddoctor.com
Rita Bee's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/ritabee

"Rational, delicate, matronly, patriotic, non-saturnine. I am full of piss and vinegar (ask to taste my Golden Salad!)."

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Occupation:
CEO of The Cat Butt Hut, Ltd.
Affiliations:
Love in The 5th Dimension (for writers of fan fic about the band The 5th Dimension!)
Hobbies and Interests:
Poop jokes, reading, making out.
Favorite Books:
my latest novel, Murder Au Naturalle: http://ritabee.blogs.friendster.com/murder_au_naturale/
Favorite Movies:
Dry Betty, The Chafe of a Lifetime (it's a documentary about how hard it is to work @ Lifetime!), Down the Driveway Without a Diaper.
Favorite Music:
The SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP Song.
Favorite TV Shows:
Organize your Box Car, Cooking with Shit, Zoom with Ants
About Me:
Rational, delicate, matronly, patriotic, non-saturnine. I am full of piss and vinegar (ask to taste my Golden Salad!).
Who I Want to Meet:
Panther Charlies, cully gorgers, puddle-docks, puck-fists, flying bricklayers, the mounted royal engineers, hole mongers, high-sniffers and trick babies.

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kit
Posted
hey, i forgot about that time i called you from my work... but this time i wanted to tell you that you dancing at peaches was amazing, all eyes in the crowd on you, for reals.

kit
Posted
woah, when I called your work from my work and didn't know I was calling you, and it was you. woah. like when your in the carwash and you feel like your moving but your not, exactly. come in fer a kiddie to eat soon!

Peregrine
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Rita is great to get fucked up with because she is even MORE entertaining and her cheeks get super pink. Imagine the sexiest porcelain doll tellin' you what life's all about and the reality of different situations. Hurray for big tits and animated storytelling.

miss magic
Posted
rita, i was putting clothes away in my closet and i was remembering how you and i both organize our closets by color, except i couldn't recall if you did yours in roygbv order, which makes complete sense to me, but i was thinking that maybe something different might make sense to you, since, you know, people are different and it takes all kinds. anyway, i hope you are doing well and i hope that your closet is in order, because i know that when mine isn't then my head isn't really either (but like i said, people are different.).

Andee
Posted
Yes, yes, we two will always remember how Susie Likes to Act Like a Dog When She Feels Silly, but I wonder does Rita remember, back in our preteen years (shortly after we discovered Susie's kink), turning to me to say "You're weird! Like me!" And then we danced. Way to go, Rita- call 'em like you see 'em. And then dance.

sarah
Posted
Rita Bee is Neeto Mosquito and pretty as a pepper as photographed by Edward Weston. I miss the way we used to stick guitar picks up our noses together. I like the way she renders bird legs on t-shirts. Let me tell ya, I heart her!

calvin
Posted
I miss me old shire in De plaza a
Kanses Caty
Me love many A dutchess in yi ol Cety
of grand bison
Oh how the Citty de la Kansas me heart
swoons with thy sweey mothers milk
When yi ol beard grown gray
Me will set voyage by hoove or wagon
weel to thy city on thy west one day my
sweet me ramshackeld old bones may
swim thy ol river
And May thy river flow fresh an clean
through thy might valley once more

calvin
Posted
My mission will never end it is a journey
of sorts. Do not question my motives
WOMEN

miss magic
Posted
RITA!

Michael
Posted
Drinkerhoff here knows all the shittiest
bars in town and will gladly squire you
about them, all the while insisting that
she's really clued you into something
astonishing.

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