You cook, you clean, and you know what a man wants. Although perfectly proper when entertaining company, when the lights turn off you can be wild. You could make a man very happy.

You are a fattie! You like to eat, and you don't like to exercise. You are the typical American, and more power to you for that! Be proud of your body. After all, you have a lot of body to be proud of!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.