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This is me being really cool in Miani Beach
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"Quick background: Grew up blue-collar in North Jersey, went to college for white-collar stuff in Maryland (UMD), somehow..."
More about Russell
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Schools:
Kinnelon High, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997
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College/University:
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1997 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Management Information Systems
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Occupation:
Computer stuff. I'm a nerd, I know.
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Affiliations:
Supras Owners Group (SOGI), Kicking Ass Team, NJ Rules Your State Sucks Club
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Hobbies and Interests:
make 350z fast, getting ripped, eating gormet food, learning Hungarian, traveling (but I don't get the chance to do much of it), adventurous activities, Jersey shore, Jeet Kune Do, skiing, mountain biking, StrongBad, custom stereo installs, kicking ass
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Favorite Books:
I'm not so well at english.
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Favorite Movies:
Enter the Dragon, Return of the Dragon, Office Space, Matrix 1, Fight Club, Fistfull of Yen, Napoleon Dynamite, Dirty Work
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Favorite Music:
Classic Rock, Euro Techno, Angry Music, Some Rap, DnB, depends on the mood. Old-school Metallica. Danzig's awesome. DnB, AndyC, MC Fearless, DJ Zinc, MC Deca
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Favorite TV Shows:
Don't watch too much TV, Any car shows, MXC, The Food Network (don't worry I'm not fat), the Adam Corolla Project is pretty good
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
Quick background: Grew up blue-collar in North Jersey, went to college for white-collar stuff in Maryland (UMD), somehow ended up working in DC suburbs for a start-up company. Not sure what's gonna happen with it, or me for that matter. MD kinda sucks (sorry die-hard MD fans). Life has been progressively boringer (
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone semi-normal, 350Z enthusiasts, DEFINATELY have to
have a sense of humor, highly-sexual and/or intelligent
females, people I can talk to and carry on a normal
conversation, hot broads with low self-esteem, people that do blue-collar stuff like brick-laying, roofing, electrical work, networking, or working on cars.
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but is the most unlucky SOB on the
PLANET. My friend Kate has hit his
car. And then there's Meyer. And the
accident on Hartford Rd. That car was
not good Russ, not good at all. But I
like Russ b/c he thinks I am the smart
version of Jessica Simpson. He's also
got this crazy penchant for ASIAN
CHICKS, so if you're one and out
there looking for a good time -- Russ
is YO man.
girls heads like no one i have seen
before. But ladies beware, dont talk
to russ unless you are prepared to
become obsessed head over heals, and
hope you can handle a breakup cause
the way girls knock down this guys
doors, you will only be another brick
in the wall, UNLESS you are that
special lady, and you better be damn
special.
First off, I would like to clear
something up about Russ. Him real name
is not Russ, but "Nippsy the Hungarian
Jackhammer".
Chapter 1: "Rough Beginnings"
Nippsy was born to a tribe of Gypsies
in the highlands of Hungary. I say
tribe because Nippsy was never told who
his mother was nor his father.
Apparently he was a little of
everybody. At the age of 8 Nippsy
became haunted with dreams of him being
the recipient of Bukkake Martini. Due
to his recurring nightmares, which
became more and more graphic, Nippsy
made the decision to leave his brethren
and seek out a cure for tormenting
dreams. Nippsy headed east toward
island of Japan where he supposedly,
and the details are still sketchy on
this one, confronted his fear of the
Bukkake Martini.
Check back next week as the story
continues with Chapter 2: "Nippsy
Services Japan"
kicks ass at being a host and is
incredibly nice. He has boyfriend
material written all over him. Oh yeah
and he can make a mean chocolate
martini.
lot to offer for the materialistic
women - fast sports car, loads of cash
for those mall shopping splurges, and
lots of late night dinners at fancy
restaurants. But don't get me wrong,
Russ is much deeper then his million
dollar bank account. He has a
sensitive side as well. We all know
girls love to talk, and Russ will
always be there to hear you out.
Empathy and loyalty are two of Russ's
strongest characteristics. If I were a
women I wouldn't hesitate to contact
Russ ASAP. He can't possible stay on
the market much longer.
you need something fixed....call Russ
that goes for the ladies as well...you
need something fixed...call Russ.
Russ is one of my roomates here in G-
Town. He drives a black 350 Z and
would love nothing more than to park
it in the garage.
Let me tell you though, employers out
and ladies out there. Make your moves
now and give him a good offer. He is
definitly a good bang for the buck.
money on girls. He will give you the
shirt off his back, both to be nice and
to show you his mad cut body. He taught
me to drive and is very nice to me and
most folks. I would date him if I were
a homosexual.