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      • Beau
      • Posted
      • Me: So, let me get this straight. Sean, four lost tourists and five homeless comedians?

        Sean: Rock. Rock hard.

        Me: Okay, I'm down.
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • This fat sack of crap. This is the
        greatest fat sack of crap you'll ever
        have in a fox hole. Sean and I once
        had the honor of serving together in
        the Army-geddon. That's the army in
        charge of sweeping the lands during
        the Armageddon, needless to say, he
        had plenty of insight to share as we
        slaughtered the guilty, and I just kep
        calling him a "fat sack of crap"
        Basically, Sean is so 1337, he's
        1338
      • Courtney
      • Posted
      • Sean eats coal, yes he does. Big, big
        big lumps of coal. Ah! He burns, he
        burns. WATCHOUT.
      • Idan
      • Posted
      • Sean's allright, but we both know that I
        only use him to get past the doorman at
        his mom's kickass parties.
        Hey, if you're reading this S-M, give me
        a call!
      • Tammy
      • Posted
      • Sean's either my brother or my future
        husband where I wouldn't have to change
        my last name to match his. All I know
        is that we like the same kind of music.
        Could it be love or incest...or both?
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • Now looky here, Sean is a sand eater. I
        don't mean that in some crazy ass way,
        if you think I do, you need to go stare
        at the floor or put on your smock
        because you are late for your shift at
        the safeway. No, Sean eats sand and
        craps out glass. Why? doctors will give
        you a speach about not eating glass,
        scientists will give you a speech about
        sean's glassy anus saving the world.
        I'll say this much: he's got a fire in
        his belly.
      • John
      • Posted
      • if sean were a cheese, he'd be rainbow
      • Camron
      • Posted
      • When Sean told me he was having his third
        circumcision I thought he was crazy.....

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