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Schools (Other):
NCSSM, Princeton, NYU
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Occupation:
Writer-Director
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Hobbies and Interests:
cooking, travel, writing
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Favorite Books:
Under the Volcano, The Street of Crocodiles, The Idiot, Mrs. Dalloway, The Quiet American
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Favorite Movies:
8 1/2, Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Stalker, Talk to Her, Thin Red Line, Requiem for a Dream, Crouching Tiger, Naked, Morvern Callar, Boogie Nights, Ran, Bad Santa.
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Favorite Music:
Grandaddy, Radiohead, Flaming Lips, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dylan, Coltrane, Uncle Tupelo, Beck, Beatles, Yo La Tengo, bluegrass
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Favorite TV Shows:
Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, BBC
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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pre-chewed Ritz cracker covered in
piss and enjoy it. Seth's the kind of
guy who can make pig masturbation
fun. He's a damn good cook. I've
never known Seth not to have a snappy,
sarcastic response to any serious
question you ask him. And when it
comes to women, Seth knows some. Get
to know him, I think you will like
him. And if you don't like him, maybe
you can just sleep with him to get a
part in one of his movies. I know I
did.
be him. He is as close to Superfly as
a white boy can get. Isaac Hayes
should be writing tunes about this
cracker. And his movies ain't half
bad either. I especially like the
part where the pig gets it in the
end. Seriously sick shit.
go on and get your panties rocked.
But in a couple of years he is going
to move to CA and be a massively
famous auteur. And then I'm gonna
grab him, so ya better just back off,
ok?
here, he has patented a way to marinate
live pork to assure the freshest and
juiciest chops for your hot, yet
intellectually stimulating, date. And
he has a great selection of liquor,
just in case you're a vegetarian.
so these Friendster declarations of
emotions as definitive fact are sort of
foreign for me, but overall, Seth is my
favorite person to dine with, travel
with, make fun of others with, shit
with (we've done it doggy-style) and
joke about incest with. He's an all-
star brother and friend, and has formed
me into the coolest girl he knows. And
for that, I must thank him. But
ladies, he's also young, single, horny
and half-Asian, so go ahead, exoticize
him. He likes it. And please, for the
love of JeZeus, eat his flank steak.