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      • Jody
      • Posted
      • Oh, my smurfiness. Words cannot
        describe the smurfy nature of the
        Smurf. I still dream of driving around
        in the Smurfmobile at 2;30 AM, singing
        Britney tunes.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Smuuuuuuuuuuuuurf! Why do you build me
        up, Buttercup, baby, just to let me
        down? Look, people. Living with Smurf
        is the best. The wine flows from the
        box like nectar from the cardboardiest
        of flowers. The Tuna Lance Balls are
        the plumpest, juiciest, most tuna-
        tastic balls that any Lance ever could
        ask for. And... she's sweet and funny
        and more than a pantload of fun. I
        love her and miss her and wish she'd
        move to Texas and live with me
        again.
      • Sara
      • Posted
      • One night in Portland, I sent a drunk
        Smurf out with $10 to buy a pack of
        cigarettes for her and a soda for me.
        She came back with a pack of
        cigarettes, no soda and no change. But
        she only laughed *a little* when I ass-
        tobagganed down some stairs so I
        forgave her. You can't stay mad at
        Smurf -- it's physically impossible!
      • Tarin
      • Posted
      • Sonic the Hedgehog was based on the
        true story of Heatherr.
      • Aj
      • Posted
      • greatest karaoke rendition of "oops, i did it
        again"... EVER!
      • Melinda
      • Posted
      • Smurf likes to be smurfy and do smurfy
        things. Occassionally, she gets smurfed
        and smurfs. She is the kind of smurf
        that if she goes out with one of your
        friends and then they break up, you end
        more friends with her than with the
        Gargamel she went out with.
      • Morgan
      • Posted
      • Heather's awesome! I met her and
        Daniel at Annie's Cocktail Lounge in
        SF, which automatically gives them high
        credit! Annie's is sort of like
        Cheers, except instead of everyone
        knowing your name, they know your song
        because Annie's is the best place for
        karaoke. I haven't sang and tune with
        her yet but one of these nights when
        I'm nice and beligerent, I'll be up
        there singin' Billy Joel...
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Smurf is the raddest, she's doesn't
        mind my constant burning urge to skate
        every minute of every day, and my
        tendency to talk about skating when
        not doing it. She can even put
        together my board, this girl's got
        skills! There's never a dull moment
        when this milti-talented vixen around,
        and she's cute as hell too!
      • Aleix
      • Posted
      • Heather is the best, At one time we
        ruled Manhattan together, Then she left
        me for the other coast. I will neevr
        forget her Xmas party dancew routine.
        I'm her biggest fan and am still
        waiitng for her all girl boy band
      • Eileen
      • Posted
      • Heather - SMURF - blue haired goddess
        of comedy and all things naughty. When
        she sings "I can't fight this feeling"
        a tear runs down my cheek. Go Team!
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