Happy Birthday Hon! 30 eh? So, how old is that in gay years? Either way babe..you were, are, and always will be totally and utterly fabulous!! I shall raise a glass to you this evening and wish you all the happiness you can hold. Or at the very least a grope with a hot guy. Actually, that's my own wish. Here's to both of us getting what we want!
Travis is totally cool and I miss him. However, I did find a hairdresser who looks just like Travis if he were, say, around 40. It's both exciting and thrilling to have a middle-aged Travis doppelganger cut your hair, so if you're ever in northeast Ohio, you should try it. Love ya, Trav!
Here's what's great about Travis...he can always make me smile. Whenever I'm having a bad day, all I have to do is look at his photo gallery and I'm grinning like an idiot. The Barbara Bush one especially, OMG!! You are a superstar...keep shinging babe!
HEY!!!!! You there!!!!..........Yeah. You.....I want my nipple back!!! NOW!!!!
Most people who have encountered this intricate creature called travis have probably discovered his fascination with nipples and bums. I have long suspected that Travis has a vast collection of nipples stashed away someplace. Nipples of all sorts, sizes, sexes,colours, races, religions, persuasions, political affiliatons, ages, species, nationalities and backgrounds.
Travis is not one to discriminate. If he loves you he will latcch on to your right nipple and detach it. He will then keep it as a souvenir. Weather you like it or not!!
Travis hunnie...you are an incredibly odd and deeply disturbed chap...however, you are disastrously hilarious sweetheart and a wonderful friend!!
I love you to bits babycakes.
xoxo
whenever i'm feeling the need for pain
that lasts for days and days, i just
find travis out some night and he gives
my nipples the twisting they deserve. i
wake up the next morning feeling sore
and swollen, and i say, "thank you
travis," because it feels so god damn
good... you can twist my nipples anytime.
Travis knew the key to helping a girl's
depression is in the hair! Yes. We dyed
it highlighter yellow. Yes, I donned a
blue wig and paraded around. I smiled.
Depression lifted! And he knew
seriousness as only those clothed in
humor can. He is my beautimistiful
slinkster cool cat.
If you don't know anything about me, you're probably very lucky. Count your blessings and enjoy your innocence while you have it. If you want to view my blog click here
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
Most people who have encountered this intricate creature called travis have probably discovered his fascination with nipples and bums. I have long suspected that Travis has a vast collection of nipples stashed away someplace. Nipples of all sorts, sizes, sexes,colours, races, religions, persuasions, political affiliatons, ages, species, nationalities and backgrounds.
Travis is not one to discriminate. If he loves you he will latcch on to your right nipple and detach it. He will then keep it as a souvenir. Weather you like it or not!!
Travis hunnie...you are an incredibly odd and deeply disturbed chap...however, you are disastrously hilarious sweetheart and a wonderful friend!!
I love you to bits babycakes.
xoxo
the stars." :-)
A Man, What A Mighty Good Man! :P I Love You
Always & Forever My Angel!
that lasts for days and days, i just
find travis out some night and he gives
my nipples the twisting they deserve. i
wake up the next morning feeling sore
and swollen, and i say, "thank you
travis," because it feels so god damn
good... you can twist my nipples anytime.
depression is in the hair! Yes. We dyed
it highlighter yellow. Yes, I donned a
blue wig and paraded around. I smiled.
Depression lifted! And he knew
seriousness as only those clothed in
humor can. He is my beautimistiful
slinkster cool cat.