Fill Up Ng

UIUC, Konoha Ninpo Academy

jumping and kicking a lot on screen

kicking people in the face, and watching television in my underpants.

Japanese travel guides for American tourists, and the Bible.

In no particular order - Marriage With a Fool, Undercover Hidden Dragon, Star Runner, House of Fury, Dragon Squad, Invisible Target, Anchorman, Elf, Old School, Talladaga Nights, Blades of Glory, Grandma's Boy, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scarface, Fist Of Legend, Drunken Master, Dragons Forever, Iron Monkey, Black Mask 2, Passion of the Christ, Sin City, Harold and Kumar Goes To White Castle, Star Wars, Rocky (all of them), the Indiana Jones movies (even the middle one), Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Ong Bak, Transformers, Orgazmo, and pretty much anything with Andy On.

Punk rock ballads, and pretty much anything sung by Vanness Wu or Andy On.

Dragonfly: Invincible (find out why - http://www.rthk.org.hk/special/invincible), Wing Chun, Meteor Garden (the episodes with Van), Transformers (in all their incarnations), G.I. Joe, Full Metal Alchemist, Naruto, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Dragon Ball Z, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, The Simpsons, Aijou IPPON!, Smallville, and pretty much anything with Joe Tay

Virgo

"Time gets wasted every day. I watch the minutes tick away. My brain is melting like a chocolate ice cream bar. Like characters on my TV, these people look like maggots to me. And I wonder what the hell is wrong with me. Milk-fed little beauty queen, she's straight out of a magazine. She sits beside me breathing different air than me. The perfect generation sees that I'm infected with disease and everything just crumbles and there's nothing left. If I wanna do something right, I gotta do it myself or someone else will fuck it up. It isn't all black and white and now it's time to stop and figure out reality. No one knows what they're talking about. If what they're talking about don't making any sense to me, I gotta figure it out, cause I don't want something to believe in. My brain hurts, my brain hurts, my brain hurts today."

people who don't quote Screeching Weasel songs... people who don't write bad poetry (akin to those written by the Vogons)... Matsuura Aya and cute part-time models...