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"i'm a hybrid of darlene conner, jack tripper, dorothy zbornak, and annie potts. they say i'm a carrie, i thought i was a..."
More about Chris
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More About Chris
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College/University:
Goucher College, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Communications/Media Studies, English, Spanish
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Occupation:
lazy dreamer
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Affiliations:
lutheran sisterhood gun club, ralph's club
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Hobbies and Interests:
pontificating, overly dramatic singer-songwriters, orchestral pop, talking celebrity smack, theorizing, salsa, CHiPS, rubber ducks, kitsch, white russians, tennis, daydreaming, camp (gay not summer), southern accents, happy hour beer specials, roommate makeovers, politically incorrect humor, boys with tivo, attempting to be cool, love, beauty, romance, theory
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Favorite Books:
JD Salinger, House of Leaves (Danielewski), On Love & The Consolations of Philosophy (de Botton), Madame Bovary (Flaubert), Sister Carrie & An American Tragedy (Dreiser), White Noise & Mao II (DeLillo), A Lovers Discourse (Barthes), postmodern works, literature and film/media theory
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Favorite Movies:
Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love, Hard Eight, Eyes of Tammy Faye, Requiem for a Dream, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, The Ice Storm, Go, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dancer In The Dark, Mean Girls, PTAnderson is god, John Waters flicks, dark & dirty satires
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Favorite Music:
Ed Harcourt, Rufus Wainwright, Jill Sobule, Aimee Mann, Tahiti 80, Bic Runga, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Jewel, Tori Amos, Heather Nova, Jon Brion, Sondre Lerche, Esthero, Morcheeba, Eleni Mandell, Sarah Slean, Hawksley Workman, Beth Orton, Matthew Jay, Miranda Lee Richards, Goldfrapp, Hooverphonic, Teitur, and Club Largo regulars
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Favorite TV Shows:
Wonderfalls, Big Brother, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Trading Spaces, WWF (embarrassed grin), MadTV, SNL, Boston Public, Smallville, the MTV Reality Shows (Real World; RW/RR Challenge), Freaks & Geeks, Ellen DeGeneres
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
i'm a hybrid of darlene conner, jack tripper, dorothy zbornak, and annie potts. they say i'm a carrie, i thought i was a miranda, but probably most likely a carrie. i also shot JR. and now a skit by pedro sanchez.
y'all know you can find me at http://superball9.livejournal.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
superficially: mary carillo; kathy griffin (check); bea arthur; pt anderson.
semi-humorously: you'll give me some of your tots. you'll give me a "promise ring" in front of a nationwide audience. you think new york is overrated. you scream out loud your favorite celebrity's name whenever you see them on tv.
seriously: hmmm, i tend to be drawn to sensitive, shy, introspective sorts...people that write "hmmm." be confident in yourself and possess the strength to show vulnerability and weakness. daydreamers. romantics. someone who'll love me for my quirks. you can talk to me about film, music, tv, books, etc. and not be frightened or intimidated if i know more than i should.
'twould also be nice to meet someone who likes to play tennis or will go for a hike with me through runyon on a fairly regular basis.
you're soooo over dorky glasses too.
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
As for what he's looking for, here are my comments:
1) you'll give me some of your tots.
Tater tots? I could relinquish some tater tots, but not my tater crowns and NEVER my potato oles.
2) you'll give me a "promise ring" in front of a nationwide audience.
Yeah, I could do that.
3) you think new york is overrated.
I like new york.
4) you scream out loud your favorite celebrity's name whenever you see them on tv.
Always.
say?!? If I were the gay man God
intended me to be, I would have forced
him to take my hand in a beautiful
committment ceremony in the state of
Vermont years ago. As things stand, I
can merely marvel at his charm, grace,
intelligence, and brilliant taste, and
silently curse all the boys who actually
stand a chance with him. Why! Why!
Why! must nature have cursed me with
these breasts and vagina?!?! (I'm
sorry...was that crude? It is only Chris'
irresistable magnetism that brings out
this tiger in me.) Go get him, gay men.
Go get him and tell him Lindsay sent
you!!
without smiling. What a wonderful
day. :-)
i have to admit that sometimes i find
myself looking you up. reading your
profile and laughing to myself. if
things had been dif. you know i would
have totally given you all my tots. i
hope your having fun out there
actually, i have never been to LA, but I
mailed my heart to Chris in LA and the
rest of me needs to get there soon.
come back....please, i need a smooch!
his musical calling & hightailing it to
LA. Good for you! LA needs you,
particularly with the recent absence of
Bryan & I; I mean, who else could pimp
it like the three of us?
the city of angels!
and it was amazing. If I ever go on
tour, he is coming along for the ride
to be my boy toy.