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" This place feels like a ghost town..."
"I'd tell you about myself but where's the fun in that?"
More about Jonathan
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Schools:
Kingswood Oxford School Upper, Attended 1989 - 1993, Class of 1993
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College/University:
Yeshiva University, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000, Other, Law
American University, Attended 1996 - 1996, Bachelor's Degree, American University Rome
Vassar College, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
I build stuff
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Affiliations:
Jewish
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Favorite Books:
On the wealth of nations (the PJ O'Rourke version)
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Favorite Movies:
Short Bus, Heat, Secretary, Imagine Me and You
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Favorite Music:
Electronic, some random mixes I got, mashups, you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Iron Chef, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, The Shield
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About Me:
I'd tell you about myself but where's the fun in that?
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but don't hold that against him
it's a family thing...
frankly
he is too talented to waste his time
saving the collective ass's of the corporate world
anyone with half a brain
no conscience
a penchant for money
and no personal life can do that
i say he return to his roots
dot com needs brilliant thinkers like Swerdloff
don't you agree?
he is also capable of generating massive amounts of Theta waves... just trust me on this one... the people at the Wired store have never seen any thing like it and either have i.
i want a rematch!
warning label: your ability to operate
machinery, walk -or even think - straight
WILL be impaired after a night with him,
your vocal chords WILL be strained and
you WILL be wondering when the hell
can we do that again? any further
questions- feel free to contact me.
like NY again, after many years of
mutual distrust (me & NY, not me &
Jon). He managed to show me a good
time even in the midst of lawschool
hell. Last time I was in NY I almost
randomly showed up at his apartment,
but I was afraid I'd either scare him,
or he wouldn't be home and I'd be
terribly disappointed (it was a
Saturday night, so more likely the
latter). He has little hairs on the
tips of his ears, but in a cute elfin
way rather than an icky old man way.
He is the most tireless self-promoter
I have ever met. Go, Swerdloff!
wannabe-ponceyponce prep school in CT.
I can just picture him driving out of
the parking lot in the old school
checker cab that he drove. He didn't
give a shit then what people thought
about him. To my bemusement, at our
recent reunion he confounded the hell
out of them still. Jon is a
provocative conversationalist - you'll
have the kind of conversations that
resonate for a long time. Or they
would, if you hadn't both had 6
drinks.
the curls that are in perfect rings?
Perhaps it's that he understands
women. World's most eligible
bachelor, perhaps. Girls get smart,
act now
your ear moist. His voice has the
understated urgency of a 40s film
star. One day, Jonathan will be a
distinguished auteur. I can smell
it.
claim that they knew Swerd.
He's always intensely whatever he is
right at the moment, but never more
then he needs to be.
single-handedly condense 4000 years of
history into a ten minute conversation.
if i ever need a lawyer he'll be my
man. anything else i could say about
him here would be funny and true and
completely illegal.
terribly louche. While if we were
determining this by the number of
experiences that your typical politician
would define as kinky it may be true,
the dirty secret is that he's actually
quite sweet. He's also a polite young
man (as long as pointed innuedo doesn't
seem rude