Thomas is a good man, without whom I would not be here. Humble though he may be, he saved my life back in '48. We were over in Guam, deep behind enemy lines, on a high-level top-secret mission. Our cover required us to dress as a pair of lost Scandinavian volleyball team members, Sheryl and Latka. I can't tell you much more about it for a least another ten years, but I can say that what this boy can do with a pair of pantyhose, two sticks of gum, and a bootleg copy of Disney's "Steamboat Willy" is a sight to behold. Skoll, sweet Tommy. Skoll.
