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"I was born a poor, black child.
I'm a floorwax AND a dessert
topping. I write, perform stand-up comedy, play three..."
More about Mike
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Schools (Other):
George Mason University, South Lakes High School, Sunrise Valley Elementary, Dogwood Elementary
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Occupation:
Computer Geek
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, Writing, Music, Film, Hockey (playing as well as watching), Canada, Donuts, Beavers (Nature's Civil Engineers), Computer Geekery, Anything funny, clever or imaginative, Lists of Interests
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Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, Neal Stephenson, Douglas Adams, James Ellroy, funny books, books about writing
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Favorite Movies:
Raising Arizona, L.A. Confidential, Matrix (original only), Blue Velvet, Swingers, Slapshot, Strange Brew, Spinal Tap, Goodfellas, Out of Sight, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Brazil, Twelve Monkeys, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, to name a few
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Favorite Music:
Aquabats, At the Drive-In, Costello, They Might Be Giants, Metallica, Mars Volta, Uz Jsme Doma, Weezer, Ted Leo, Built to Spill, Oh Susanna, KISS, Radiohead, XTC, to name a few
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Coupling (British version), Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids in the Hall, MPFC, Police Squad!
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About Me:
I was born a poor, black child.
I'm a floorwax AND a dessert
topping. I write, perform stand-up comedy, play three
instruments, and I can juggle a little.
I'm tall and somewhat athletic, but way more nerd than jock.
I have perfected a limited form of time travel which allows
me to go 15 or 20 minutes into the future. Many people
mistake this advanced technology for being late, but they
don't understand. The FOOLS!!!
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Who I Want to Meet:
People with something on the ball. Funny's good, too. Not
to mention honest, creative, unpretentious.
And preferably someone with unlimited access to free
donuts. Good ones, not that Entenmann's crap. I'm talkin'
Krispy Kreme or Dunkin.
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but this guy can bowl. And he's a
patient teacher to those of us whose
gifts are less pronounced. Stay gold,
Ponyboy.
is such a giant of talent and wit that
he is actually in danger of bursting out
of the top of your computer. so, dear
friendsters, although you will be
tempted to gaze upon his manly frame for
hours on end, be warned that he may
decompress out of your computer and into
your home or office, with potentially
catastrophic results.