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- Male, 28, Single
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Interested In: Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since: Apr 2003
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Location: Alexandria, VA
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Hometown: the Blue Ridge Mountains of southern Virginia
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College: James Madison University
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Company: The Breeze, The Bluestone, Curio, The Martinsville Bulletin, Leisure Publishing, University of Georgia News Service, the American Farm Bureau Federation, National Recreation and Park Association
- Terrence's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/tnow
"I'm Terrence. Adriana Trigiani said I was cute and inobtrusive. She's right. I love my dog and eating peanut butter..."
More about Terrence
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Schools (Other):
James Madison University (JMU) for undergrad, University of Georgia (UGA) for grad school
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College/University:
James Madison University, Attended 1999 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, SMAD
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Occupation:
Magazine editor, pink-collar slave (oh no!)
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Affiliations:
Volvo Club of America (VCOA), Honorary member of the Showbiz Pizza gang
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Hobbies and Interests:
Underwatering plants, exploiting the generation of housewares only available at yard sales, minimalist excess: trying to perfect skant feng shui whilst buying more junk, large sassy dogs, straight lifestyle magazines read solely by gay men, refinishing recovering and renovating, turning my back on ikea, kitchen appliances, Sun-Drop and Dukes mayonnaise, summer suits, Macintosh, Bonsai
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Favorite Books:
AP Stylebook, The 1972 Better Homes and Gardens Guide to Entertaining, Boring Postcards USA, On The Road, The Great Gatsby, Wuthering Heights (not kidding), About a Boy, Ishmael, anything by Roald Dahl, 1982 AMA Family Medical Guide, Remediation, Dissing Your Dog: how to train your puppy with mockery and verbal humiliation
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Favorite Movies:
The Royal Tenenbaums, weird silent German films, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, 101 Ways--The Things a Girl Will Do to Keep Her Volvo (I never denied obsession), A Mighty Wind, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Favorite Music:
All kinds of stuff. Belle & Sebastian, The Kinks, Of Montreal and jazz. Mmm-mmjazz.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, Drawn Together, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Automobiles (History Channel/A&E), AbFab, Saturday Night Live, Are You Being Served?, Antiques Roadshow, CHiPs, Hawaii 5-0
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm Terrence. Adriana Trigiani said I was cute and inobtrusive. She's right. I love my dog and eating peanut butter sandwiches while watching TiVoed Mama's Family reruns on my couch. My mother is June Cleaver, my father is Homer Simpson and my grandmother packs heat and is authorized to drive a Mack truck. Messing with me is against your better judgement. But it shouldn't be a problem. I'm also way too nice and get along with most anyone. I like safety, stability, the comfort of my condo and reinforced steel safety beams. I am against polenta, Carlos Mencia and Japanese cars. I edit a magazine, which is surely not evident in this purposefully choppy manuscript. If you know what a serial comma is, you can be my friend. If you choose not to use them, you can be my next relationship. I am goal-oriented and a jack of all trades. I have half a bagel on my desk named Bob. He's been there for several months. Things that are wrong with the world: rent-to-own, fear due to most organized religion and Carrot Top.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cute boys in nice cars.
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His silver Volvo,
And his hyperactive dog,
Make him glad.
attractive, smart guy, but I fear that
he will think I am trying to seduce or
harass him.
I will say that he can shake his head
of hair like no one else I have ever
met. He can also out primp all the
other fierce queens out there.
I feel safe leaving the South in his
capable hands so he can tend to it like
all the plants he talked about in his
profile.
terrence, but i don't feel like he's
ready for it to be posted on the
internet. so, instead, i will tell you
about how terrence likes to listen to
indie boy muzak while driving around in
his prized volvo possession and being
sad that his friend kat is justin
timberlake's groin and he is not. haHA!
but she loves him anyway.