Terrence

James Madison University (JMU) for undergrad, University of Georgia (UGA) for grad school

James Madison University, Attended 1999 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, SMAD

Magazine editor, pink-collar slave (oh no!)

Volvo Club of America (VCOA), Honorary member of the Showbiz Pizza gang

Underwatering plants, exploiting the generation of housewares only available at yard sales, minimalist excess: trying to perfect skant feng shui whilst buying more junk, large sassy dogs, straight lifestyle magazines read solely by gay men, refinishing recovering and renovating, turning my back on ikea, kitchen appliances, Sun-Drop and Dukes mayonnaise, summer suits, Macintosh, Bonsai

AP Stylebook, The 1972 Better Homes and Gardens Guide to Entertaining, Boring Postcards USA, On The Road, The Great Gatsby, Wuthering Heights (not kidding), About a Boy, Ishmael, anything by Roald Dahl, 1982 AMA Family Medical Guide, Remediation, Dissing Your Dog: how to train your puppy with mockery and verbal humiliation

The Royal Tenenbaums, weird silent German films, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, 101 Ways--The Things a Girl Will Do to Keep Her Volvo (I never denied obsession), A Mighty Wind, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

All kinds of stuff. Belle & Sebastian, The Kinks, Of Montreal and jazz. Mmm-mmjazz.

Arrested Development, Drawn Together, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Automobiles (History Channel/A&E), AbFab, Saturday Night Live, Are You Being Served?, Antiques Roadshow, CHiPs, Hawaii 5-0

Gemini

I'm Terrence. Adriana Trigiani said I was cute and inobtrusive. She's right. I love my dog and eating peanut butter sandwiches while watching TiVoed Mama's Family reruns on my couch. My mother is June Cleaver, my father is Homer Simpson and my grandmother packs heat and is authorized to drive a Mack truck. Messing with me is against your better judgement. But it shouldn't be a problem. I'm also way too nice and get along with most anyone. I like safety, stability, the comfort of my condo and reinforced steel safety beams. I am against polenta, Carlos Mencia and Japanese cars. I edit a magazine, which is surely not evident in this purposefully choppy manuscript. If you know what a serial comma is, you can be my friend. If you choose not to use them, you can be my next relationship. I am goal-oriented and a jack of all trades. I have half a bagel on my desk named Bob. He's been there for several months. Things that are wrong with the world: rent-to-own, fear due to most organized religion and Carrot Top.

Cute boys in nice cars.