I don't know what all these people are talking about. Kev is a loser, and he's never around when I need him... or his beer.
Also, he watches too much football.
Kevin is wicked awesome. He had a killa kegga with a fawty of sammy adams at his old condah in awstin by the frost bank towah. It was frickin' awesome. Wicked frickin' awesome. Once in Mahblehead we went to the quarry and shucked a lobstah by the deli countah. It was killa. The Sawx are so totally goin all the way this yeah. I don't have to go to the packie to buy beah anymoh because Kevin's got me covahed. It's wicked frickin pissa. Kevin's wicked awesome except he lives in frickin' californah. Bummah.
Also, he watches too much football.
Happy Birthday to US!
We both now live in Cali...
Hope the hooks all make a fuss.
Love you birthday brother - hope California is treating you great! I will come see you soon.