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      "I think I'm funny. . .and you should, too."

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      • Mandel
      • Posted
      • Let's see...I've put Jeff through "The Apple,"
        "Madame's Place," and "Pink Lady and Jeff," yes
        he still hangs out with me. THAT's the mark of
        true friendship. One of the funniest and genuinely
        nice people out here in L.A. And he's been
        responsible for introducing me to some great new
        friends as well! What a guy! (May I leave comedy
        jail now? Pppplease!)
      • Toni
      • Posted
      • "Can you hear me now?" ....
        seriously, what is UP with this latest pic
        of you?! And by the way, tell me how
        you know Jem, the Holograms, and the
        Misfits... I think i'm jealous. Love
        yooouuu, my fruitcake!
      • Chad
      • Posted
      • Jeff will beat anyone's advertised price or your
        mattress is FREEEEEE!
      • Pizzazz
      • Posted
      • hey! i want a show like that jessica
        simpson chick ... can you help me out?
      • Trent
      • Posted
      • jeffy is a nice guy ... he's the kind
        of guy who would take the time, in the
        middle OF THE NIGHT, to drive you up
        into the hollywood hills to show you
        THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN purely out of the
        kindness of his heart. hey jeff, my
        pants are dirty ... should i take them
        off?
      • Lori
      • Posted
      • I know a lot of strange people, and Jeff is
        probably the sanest of the insane. ok, no.

        Besides dressing up like easter eggs, jeff
        enjoys collecting collectible crap like Pacman
        pill boxes and mentos ear wax remover kits
        Most of which is purchased on Egay.

        Jeff has the same name as my brother Jeff.

        Jeff's favorite color is probably blue, so is my
        brother Jeffs. Jeff (not my brother, but the jeff
        we are talking about) died his hair blue... He
        also purchased a blue car.
        and if you notice the background of his photo
        is blue... see what I mean...

        ok no.
        Im done now.
      • Toni
      • Posted
      • I only met you a ZILLION TIMES and you
        were really nice! Thanks for taking
        good care of my ADAM. HE talks about
        you a lot (don't worry it's all good).
        [Proud Product of the Recycled
        Testimonial Foundation (TM) 2003]
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • hang on, let me die first...
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • The J is for super. The E is for
        unique. The F is for perfection, and
        you know that he's a freak!
        ...
        I met Jeff four years ago when I
        slipped in some Dave and fell down.
        Jeff helped me up and offered me some
        Mentos. I ate them up quickly, with a
        big smile on my face. Stupid me.
        Little did I know they were laced with
        HATE. He's been trying to get me into
        his trunk ever since. My shining
        moment was when we all went to the
        Getty Center and Jeff actually had to
        ride in the trunk of the car I was
        driving. He got me back by starving
        me to the brink of insanity on an 87-
        hour death drive up to Weird Al's
        house, but I survived despite his
        efforts. Since then, it's all been a
        blur of Weird Al concerts, Errr-B-
        Que's, and standing in Long Beach
        liquor store parking lots waiting for
        Dave's crazy to subside. Ahh,
        Jeff....I hate you so much. And I
        hope the hate continues well into our
        80's.
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