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      • Steve
      • Posted
      • The hispanic always causin the panic.
        You shoulda stayed in Cali but I know
        some unforseen circumstances caused
        you to leave. You always got a place out
        here bro, that is, unless I move back!!
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • This dirty ass spick broke both of his
        feet while he was drunk and jumping
        off of a balcony into a tree which he
        shorty fell out of. We've also both
        had anal sex with the same chick...but
        at different times. What isn't there
        to love about this gimpy, cane ridden,
        sex addicted spicktacular DJ? Oh yeah,
        he's a spick and he's gay. Get your
        orphan ass back to cali bitch.
      • Leyla
      • Posted
      • Chris is my most special spickled
        friend. I know that if I called him at
        3 am and asked him to cross the
        Atlantic to see me in London he would-
        even with 2 broken feet and an empty
        wallet. So...I'm waiting...
      • Tome
      • Posted
      • 2 broken feet??? just goes to show that
        this man will out dance anyone!
      • Dan
      • Posted
      • I had a 20 minute conversation with
        chris last night. We talked about a
        lot of personal shit that only best
        friends can discuss. Unfortunately 21
        minutes into the conversation I
        realized chris wasn't in baltimore
        last night. Then I realized what I
        thought was chris was really a 19 year
        old girl raver girl. I think she said
        something like what/who are you
        talking to? dam, still got it.
      • Helen Marie
      • Posted
      • If some creepy guy is trying to talk to you
        through a screen door, Chris will tell them
        about how he boxes and you'll never be
        bothered again.
      • Leyla
      • Posted
      • Chris is cool because he lets me give
        him sexual favors, and in exchange
        provides me with flattering
        testimonials.
      • Sambino
      • Posted
      • OH MY GAWD.. Mista Chrispanic is in the
        house.. Dont miss out on the
        opportunity to hang out with one of the
        coolest cats in town. The man is also a
        serious threat when it comes to the
        BBQ. Look man, next BBQ I'll bring tha
        40oz's and pigs feet.. How's that
        sound?

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