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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2004
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Hometown:
Petts Wood, Bromley
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Company:
NME, TVF Media, Bank of America, Oxtutors.co.uk, Pitney Bowes Management Services
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Rob's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/robkjporter
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Other education:
St. Olave's School, Jesus College Oxford
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Occupation:
Media Management Trainee
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Affiliations:
Team Banterous Japes, The Elveden Forest Tactical Masturbation Authority
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What I enjoy doing:
rock 'n' roll, drinking, songwriting, sex, banter, japes, figure skating, reading, writing, computer games, tuition
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Favorite Books:
La Peste - Camus, His Dark Materials - Pullman, The Trial - Kafka, The Flowers of Evil - Baudelaire, Nausea - Sartre, Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides, The Secret History - Donna Tartt
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Mephisto, Withnail & I, It's a Wonderful Life, Some Like it Hot, Spinal Tap, Kevin Smith films inc Dogma and Mallrats, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Shaun of the Dead, Memento, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko
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Favorite Music:
Bowie, BSP, The Arcade Fire, Roxy Music, Killers, Smashing Pumpkins, Libertines, Babyshambles, Nouvelle Vague, Antony and the Johnsons, Rammstein, Suede, Blur, Eels, Pixies, Depeche Mode, Wir Sind Helden, Joy Division, Captain Beefheart, JJ72, Saturday Night Suicide, Bloc Party, Frank Zappa, Red Dawn, Dresden Dolls, King Crimson, Radiohead, Nada Surf, Maximo Park, The Mules, Reel 2 Real (Feat. The Mad Stuntman)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Catterick, The Office, Phoenix Nights, Family Guy, The League of Gentlemen, The Catherine Tate Show, Big Train, Brass Eye
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About Me:
I like to play and listen to music, especially in the company and capacity of my band, SNS, who are the founders of the Pirate Rock movement. My favourite poetic device is Zeugma. My favourite canned beer is Marston's Pedigree. My favourite entrance is a porch!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm not fussy.
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trivia section? Likely. Thanks for the
Courtney facts boy-oh! x
already been said before in countless
media publications, works of great
literature, and "Wanted" posters?
Frequently credited/blamed for "clipping
his wings", maybe I can offer insights
from a different perspective....
The Famous Monkey Phlegm incident
attracted me to RKJP from the outset -
his wit, his charm, his ability to cope
with bodily-fluid related disasters. His
love of music and fantastic songwriting is
probably one of the most important
things you can know about Rob, and
Saturday Night Suicide is only the latest
in a long line of experimental pirate rock
punk glam bands that the public is not
yet sophisticated enough to appreciate
(RIP Avid Panda).
A cockney chap/Kentish lad who led me
to the depths of Mordor but brought me
back home safely, Rob is fantastic and
it's a privilege to be his token Scottish
astronomer girlfriend :)
friends, beer and films, even if his
musical taste is stranger to me than a
sober Friday.
It's necessary to warn that Rob has long
hair and an infectious desire to make
highly amusing video clips on digital
cameras and email them to people. He's
like Jeremy Beadle, but he has two hands
that work.
I like Rob. We drank together after
finishing Finals. The next morning we
woke up seperately and remembered
little. I had some money left, so he may
even have bought me a drink. What a
great bloke.
If I ever fail in my quest to avoid
Kent, I will look up the German-speaking
funmeister and re-live the heady days of
Arcadian fun we had in Oxford's arboreal
avenues.
In the mean time I hope he enjoys being
a good mate to his friends and slightly
disturbing to strangers, the Finnish and
young children.
Comet, Rob's cosmic origins were
bound to propel him to intergalactic
stardom, and a particularly magical pair
of Russian boots aided him in his quest
to scour the lands for the other
members of the Unsterblichen, a
legendary race of immortals whose
deeds were to be known throughout the
known realms, and their sayings, such
as (cockney accent) 'Look at those
boots!' and anthemic ballads 'Belle
Philis, c'est trop, c'est trop souffrir' ,
were revered as wiser than those of the
Thirteen. Supposed suitable switches
and swatches show signs saying
saturday night suicide swallow sake
soon, soon, very soon, now, NOW,
VERY NOW, and portend favourable
futures far.
"As Rob turned the twist of a smile into
a parting grin, the words sprang from
his lips and suffused the surroundings
with joy:
Da simmer dabei! Dat is prima! VIVA
COLONIA!
Wir lieben das Leben, die Liebe und
die Lust
Wir glauben an den lieben Gott und
habn noch imme