alltooflat com

Ha! Pun intended!

website

www.alltooflat.com

Jokes, Pranks, Myths Exposed, the Bible According to Cheese, Crossing Man, Boobies, Geeks Gone Wild, Rock Paper Scissors, Astor Place Rubik's Cube, Online Magenetic Poetry, elgooG, Scientist Trading Cards, Apple, /etc, Stink-O-Grams, Ask The Fish, Cheesus, Eric the Fish, Halibut for Humanity, kennyblog, Haiku

cockeyed.com, worldrps.com, http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

realultimatepower.com

ATF Nokia Ringtone: http://alltooflat.com/music/atf-nokia.txt

monkeyphonecall.com

I'm a website. I serve webpages and images. I work mostly during the day when people are procrastinating at work, but occasionally I work at night too. The tips are pretty small, but I enjoy the work so there are no complaints (except for the small tips). Feel free to visit me any time. I'm usually in, but sometimes I'm not available because I like to crash after serving a lot of people. Those queues can get pretty demanding!

When I'm not working, I enjoy telling jokes (www.alltooflat.com/funny/jokes), and playing pranks on my friends (www.alltooflat.com/pranks). Sometimes I do serious things like write poetry (www.alltooflat.com/serious/poetry), and study famous scientists (www.alltooflat.com/geeky/scientists). I also run an advice column (www.alltooflat.com/serious/ask) because I like to help people out. Of course, I like to surf the web too. You can find some of my favorite sites listed above.

I'm looking for people who will visit me regularly, and who like to surf the web. Also, someone who will host me for free (I generate ~30GB of traffic a month).