Jon has good genes. He's a lean, mean,
cardiovascular machine. He'll hike/bike/
snowboard/run you into the ground. Jon is
smooth and hairless, except for the hair on his
head which I think he'll have long after he's six
feet under. Jon is highly allergic to shellfish,
even though the French family he lived with
insisted this was impossible and made him eat a
dinner brimming with the stuff. Jon has a talent
for hurting himself. I have seen him crash his
bike into what later turned out to be a big bunch of
poison oak, knee himself in the mouth while
making a spectacular leap for an under-the-legs
frisbee catch, step on a bee while barefoot, and
clock himself in the face with a slab of wood
about a week before his wedding (he healed in
time). Jon is a happy chap with a perennial smile
on his face and an open embrace awaiting your
reciprocation...
Jon is cool. Jon is fun too. Jon can
scare me sometimes when he
drives. Sometimes I scare Jon too.
Funny things often happen when we
go to parties. Jon is handy with
tools. Jon runs faster than you do.
Jon can hit a softball very far over and
over again even though he doesn't
look like he should be able to do it.
Jon pretends things don't hurt when
they really do. Jon is likely to say, "It's
ok" when it's not, so you have to ask
him things like this twice. Jon would
be good to have around on an island
because he would likely figure out
how to build a good shelter and light
a fire. Jon has a full head of hair.
Jon can sometimes be overly
environmentally and health
conscious. Jon named his cat
"c'mere" which is really clever, but
sometimes I think it's him just being
lazy.
cardiovascular machine. He'll hike/bike/
snowboard/run you into the ground. Jon is
smooth and hairless, except for the hair on his
head which I think he'll have long after he's six
feet under. Jon is highly allergic to shellfish,
even though the French family he lived with
insisted this was impossible and made him eat a
dinner brimming with the stuff. Jon has a talent
for hurting himself. I have seen him crash his
bike into what later turned out to be a big bunch of
poison oak, knee himself in the mouth while
making a spectacular leap for an under-the-legs
frisbee catch, step on a bee while barefoot, and
clock himself in the face with a slab of wood
about a week before his wedding (he healed in
time). Jon is a happy chap with a perennial smile
on his face and an open embrace awaiting your
reciprocation...
scare me sometimes when he
drives. Sometimes I scare Jon too.
Funny things often happen when we
go to parties. Jon is handy with
tools. Jon runs faster than you do.
Jon can hit a softball very far over and
over again even though he doesn't
look like he should be able to do it.
Jon pretends things don't hurt when
they really do. Jon is likely to say, "It's
ok" when it's not, so you have to ask
him things like this twice. Jon would
be good to have around on an island
because he would likely figure out
how to build a good shelter and light
a fire. Jon has a full head of hair.
Jon can sometimes be overly
environmentally and health
conscious. Jon named his cat
"c'mere" which is really clever, but
sometimes I think it's him just being
lazy.