Rani

security for her imp. brattiness the princess anna

sleeping in very unorthodox positions, stretching, digging up the flowers, eating, taking long walks at sunset, preying on useless cats, missing my brother (r.i.p.), shaking hands, sighing, being morose, separation anxiety, HEDGE FUNDS, and fractals

Subaltern Studies: Writings on South Asian History and Society X, Art of Raising a Puppy, Old Yeller, Call of the Wild

101 Dalmatians, Air Bud, As Good as it Gets, All Dogs go to Heaven, Turner and Hooch, Legally Blonde

Fusion 808, Rammstein, Alphazone, Nitzer Ebb, Edelweiss, DJ Dave 202, Front 242, Das Ich, Die Arzte, Die Toten Hosen, Silbermond

Benji, Lassie, Frasier, COPS, Wall Street Week in review, CNBC

I am more high-maintenance than my owner-- and she is one stuck-up, divalicious, tantrum-tossing, high-strung, narcissistic bitch. She and I have a ton in common actually...oh, except that she doesn't sniff people's crotches. I don't know why *i* sniff them...every time i do i just wrinkle my nose daintily and exhale like i've just smelled death. yet i still snort back for more...hmmm, this sounds like something i should take up with my therapist, on wednesday...

Cute canines. Intelligent people who smell good. Anyone who understands that everything wunderbar comes from Germany. :) A mate for my useless owner...Add me if you conform to any of the above (or if you just like dogs)-

First name: Rani.

Last name: Alsatian.