UiHuamayam

Minnesota State College & University System - Bemidji State, Attended 2006 - Present, Class of 2007, Bachelor's Degree, Psychology

HELP Student, Satan's bitch, God's whore

Filling in profile information on peer-connection websites, Nazism, Religion, Death and various methods of achieving it, Random deviancies

LaVey's stuff, The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, 120 Days of Sodom, Justine, Juliette, The Bible, since it makes a good bookstand for my Satanic Bible, The Anatomy of Motive, Various books on the occult, Serial/mass/spree killers, Books on poison, Ahmed Deedat

Off the top of my head : A.I., Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Phantom of the Opera, Ichi the Killer, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, House of 1000 Corpses, Battle Royale.

Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, 3rd Reich millitary themes, Weird Al Yankovic, Cradle of Filth, Turbonegro, Nightwish, Songs in languages I can't understand

Girls Gone Wild advertisements. Mmmm.....

Capricorn

My name is Cheah Ui Hua. I am 22 years old. I was born on the 18th of January 1984, from which you will get my age by subtracting the current year with that of my birth. I was born in a clinic called Klinik Rajan because I was, from what I have been told by my parents, an emergency conception (Not to be confused with "Immaculate"). However, I strongly suspect the actual reason to be that my parents were not able to afford a private hospital as my father was still riding on a motorcycle in those days. Although we had a government at the time in order for government hospitals to exist, it would have been too far to send a conceiving woman to one on a motorbike through a rubber plantation, as Petaling Jaya was still mostly one in those days. For those not in the know, Petaling Jaya is a satellite town near the city. Its distance from the city depends on its orbital flight path. Nowadays, however, the only place where natural latex can be found in the area is in a box of baby blockers.

I highschooled in Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Damansara Jaya. I aspired to be an astronaut, but my parents decided to bring me down to earth (Down to earth, get it? American humor!) by "suggesting" that I do something all respectable Chinese children do to please their parents : Be an accountant, businessman, teacher, engineer, or psychologist. No, actually, they agreed to psychology because they realized I was a biological screw-up. Or the fly in the primordial soup of evolution.

I graduated with a degree in Psychology and have been putting it to good use : The certificate for starting a fire in my very own oil drum for those cold nights on the street, the tassels for wonderfully-textured noodles, the smock as a delightful soup base (marinated with my sweat and tears), and my knowledge in Psychology to finally convince myself that I'm not sexually attracted to my mother.

I want to meet good Christian people with wholesome Christian values who dedicate their lives to bringing people towards Christ.

I want to meet serial killers who have tortured their victims over long periods of time using Bibles and Crucifis as props.

I want to meet Satan to tell him what a good job I'm doing bringing the two groups together and how I deserve an air-conditioned apartment right under His penthouse suite in hell.