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"I frequently spend my "Quiet time" or "Josh time", as I
like to call it, staying up really late playing computer..."
More about Josh
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Schools (Other):
Montclair Kimberley Academy, Northeastern University
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Occupation:
Theme park mascot understudy
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Hobbies and Interests:
Post 1975 migration patterns of fungus spores (In the North American Continent only)
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Favorite Books:
Sex After 60: Maintaining Intimate Relationships In To Your Golden Years
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Favorite Movies:
Anything with Clint Howard
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Favorite Music:
I only listen to one thing...Lawrence Welk. Call me old fashioned but I still believe in just one God and his name is Lawrence
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cop Rock, Cop Rock, Cop Rock!!!!
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About Me:
I frequently spend my "Quiet time" or "Josh time", as I
like to call it, staying up really late playing computer
solitaire and violently masturbating into an empty Pepsi
bottle. Gross, not, like, in a sexually depraved way,
like, in a scientific way. I keep my essence
cryogenically frozen in my kitchen freezer. That way,
when the time is right, I will be fully capable of cloning
myself, so my Mom would never miss me. I'm a good son,
not a pervert, so get those thoughts out of you're head,
check you're personality at the door, and hop aboard the
Josh train!!!
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Who I Want to Meet:
You will be number two in my life. The Lord Jesus is
number one. Oh yeah, and tropical flavor skittles. So
you are number three...oooh unless you take into account
power lunches at TGI Fridays, which makes you
roughly...well you will be up there, just don't get all
needy of my attention, I have a lot on my plate right now.
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my apartment, and my brita. on my next
marriage i'm gettin a pre-nump.
horrendously obese. and fat. thanks for being
so understanding and such a nice pillow on
which to rest my enormity. so kind you are.
xxox
the traditional sense, I mean gusto in
the sense that Josh has it, kinda like
the clap. In LA, gusto is
everythingfrom what I understand, that
and a coke habit. Josh is sorely
lacking the former but is a successful,
intelligent mutha fucka to boot.
he got too good for the figid envelope
that is boston. sadly hes gone, but
the memory of his beard still lives on,
just as i hope the real thing does in
LA.
my apartment, and my brita. on my next
marriage i'm gettin a pre-nump.
horrendously obese. and fat. thanks for being
so understanding and such a nice pillow on
which to rest my enormity. so kind you are.
xxox
the traditional sense, I mean gusto in
the sense that Josh has it, kinda like
the clap. In LA, gusto is
everythingfrom what I understand, that
and a coke habit. Josh is sorely
lacking the former but is a successful,
intelligent mutha fucka to boot.
he got too good for the figid envelope
that is boston. sadly hes gone, but
the memory of his beard still lives on,
just as i hope the real thing does in
LA.