Quirky, down to earth, energetic, and
totally ambitious, this crazy gal will
blow you away with her ability to
accomplish more in 5 minutes then you
have done in the last 5 days (does she
have extra arms she's keeping tucked
away under her blouse or are her boobs
really that big.. heheheh)
she doesn't sit still, and if you can
catch her she'll either be running
through the streets of dupont at 6 in
the morning, recruiting more women for
the movement through innovative web
ideas (the virtual protest did work,
god damn it!), planning someone's big
party at her house, drinking pear cider
and chilling at Galaxy Hut or some
place in Arlingtron (how trendy),
planting vegetables in her garden, or
nursing some drunk big baby back to
health (or am I an isolated case?)
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**ability to write a testimonial in 2000
words or less.
**ability to give hand, on demand
**ability to freak out, without a moment's
notice
**self-crucification
**ability to solve problems faster than I
can make them
**ability to eat all the goddamned ice
pops when that's the only thing fun we
can eat on the south beach!
**ability to save every last penny in her
bank account, only to put my name on
her checkings and have me steal all of
her money and move to france
**ability to delay the inevitable (whether
that be purchasing toilet paper, paying
bills, or showing up to anything on time)
**ability to steal zigfrieds, or was it
Roy's, tee shirt only to laugh at me for
suggesting she wear it at the
Rennaissance fair this weekend.
**ability to listen to the same 3 cds over-
and-over again for the last 4 years I've
known her.
B-oy-Ree.
totally ambitious, this crazy gal will
blow you away with her ability to
accomplish more in 5 minutes then you
have done in the last 5 days (does she
have extra arms she's keeping tucked
away under her blouse or are her boobs
really that big.. heheheh)
she doesn't sit still, and if you can
catch her she'll either be running
through the streets of dupont at 6 in
the morning, recruiting more women for
the movement through innovative web
ideas (the virtual protest did work,
god damn it!), planning someone's big
party at her house, drinking pear cider
and chilling at Galaxy Hut or some
place in Arlingtron (how trendy),
planting vegetables in her garden, or
nursing some drunk big baby back to
health (or am I an isolated case?)
Actually, she's quite fun and normal.