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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Charlotte, NC
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Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/233298
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Other education:
Irwin Elementary, Piedmont Open Middle, David W. Butler High, Appalachian State University, Hard Knocks
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College/University:
Appalachian State University, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Interdisciplinary Studies
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Occupation:
i tell 6 year olds to shut up
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Affiliations:
what's left of him, glee club, chess club, watauga college
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What I enjoy doing:
accomplishing things in general is always a plus.
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Favorite Books:
Watchmen, Sandman, Bone, Catcher in the Rye, Catch-22, Skinny Legs and All, Maniac Magee, Fear and Loathing, Confederacy of Dunces, Hitchikers Guide, From Hell, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, Jimmy Corrigan, Clumsy, Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
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Favorite Movies:
Scratch, Annie Hall, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Professional, Akira, Jaws, Blue Velvet, Happiness, Glengarry Glen Ross, Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka, Tootsie, Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Basquiat, Hook, Waking Life, Godfather, Toys
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Favorite Music:
Beasties, Big Star, Tribe, Will Oldham, Jeff Buckley, The Boss, Pixies, Elvis Costello, Paul Barman, Aphex Twin, Clash, Ramones, Andrew W.K., Boards of Canada, Miles Davis, Z-Trip, Rolling Stones, De La Soul, Ween, DJ Shadow, Flaming Lips, Television, Velvet Underground, J-Takes, Jim O'rourke, Broken Social Scene, Herbie Hancock, John Coltrane
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ben Stiller Show, Six Feet Under, Mr. Show, Sports Night, Aqua Teens, Larry Sanders, Freaks & Geeks, Sealab 2021, Cowboy Bebop, Jackass, Pete & Pete, Daily Show, Insomniac, Conan O'Brien, Apprentice, Arrested Development, Real World San Francisco, Seinfeld
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About Me:
i haven't seen alien or, for that matter, any of the alien movies.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i would like to meet someone who owns, and will sit and watch, the alien movies with me.
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precision and perfect timing. Laughing
with the eyes of a Norse god. Deadly
serious like Santa Claus in Hell, like
green peppers and ginger ale.
Surpassing the surprising, fast-forward
into the astonishing. If it is Vietnam
1969, this guy is in my platonic
platoon.
years christopher once said to me that
individuality is fluid, a creamy broth
trickling down the scales of society,
and that to blame enculturation for
any shortcomings in your absorbtion by
this medium was an escapist fantasy,
one that wouldn't hold up in the court
of chris, as insupreme as that
courting ritual might be. we then ran
at each other and he flipped me over
his powerful shoulders and onto the
grassy knoll, the sweet smell of
history books being written wafting
neath' our benevolent noses.
Thumbs up with your bums up, ol' boy!
you're ever gonna be's another big fan
o' Chris. Chris is my best friend and
the most crazy, out-there, down-to-mars
guy you'll ever meet. If you look on
the back of his neck you'll see this
small mole, but it's not actually a
mole, it's the Maturity switch.
Sometimes it's on, sometimes not. It
all depends. Keep Chris away if you
value your cigarettes. Chris
MotherFucking Lay, Fuck Yeah is not to
be taken internallly. If you
accidentally ingest Chris induce
vomiting and consult a physician. Side
effects include reading the New Yorker,
eating hummus and making fun of
perfectly good roleplaying games. Take
once every four to six hours until you
want to slap him. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
this is nately's whore and i'm bout'
chris. he may walk like a teeter but
you can't get him down...um, or maybe
you can, but don't do that...
or i'll kick your ass!!
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