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I Was Raised Moron
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" I can't believe this is happening TM"
"I'm writing a novel now called "The Crony" TM about a 100-year-old man TM! Like most stories worth reading, it is about a..."
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Schools (Other):
North Andover High 99, Brown University 03.5, Brooklyn College 'Fiction MFA ' 09
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Occupation:
Advice TM TM
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Affiliations:
initial caps, unmitigated lowercase TM
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Hobbies and Interests:
tea grounds the lonesome hollow coffee leaves TM
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Favorite Books:
borges, poe, nabokov, zadie smith, c.s. lewis, pynchon, vonnegut, edward gorey, AHWOSG, confederacy of dunces. Poets: John Lennon, David Berman, Borges
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Favorite Movies:
final destination 1 & 2, coen bros, wes anderson, noah baumbach, jim jarmusch, annie hall, hard day's night, fight club, the dark crystal, happiness, wet hot american summer, zoolander, braincandy, talkies, rivers and tides, errol morris, duck soup
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Favorite Music:
the silver jews, beethoven's 5th, 7th, 9th, ok, some sonatas, everything TM, beatles, pavement, debussy, love, wolf parade, zombies, circulatory system, (the early 4 track recordings) of montreal, neutral milk hotel, grandaddy, beck, built to spill, the shins, (can you suggest something in palestrina-esque TM?)
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Favorite TV Shows:
colbert report, mr. show, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, tenecious d, the office, monty python, the state, UCB, arrested development, da ali g show, dr. phil
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
I'm writing a novel now called "The Crony" TM about a 100-year-old man TM! Like most stories worth reading, it is about a man who is going violently sane TM. Started practicing Caloric-Restriction with Optimal Nutrition to extend my/his maximum lifespan. www.calorierestriction.org
...i can advise you TM:
http://alittlebittimid.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
i use my advice, and a house blend of magic TM.
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Who I Want to Meet:
if you have qualities or stories which are nuanced, noble, fateful, or funny TM, i'd love to know you.
no 'phrodites TM
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visit. ramon has left me. what have i
got? it's okay that i like thinking about
liz. i'm just lonely. thinking about liz
makes tomorrow all right.
still sexy to me
eating lunch at the ratty, liz and marc
and mike d and I were playing the
"who do you hate more" game. when
we did "who do you hate more,
jefferson or julia?" liz was the only
one to say julia. this girl has balls.
romanticizes being disillusioned and
romanticizes romance. She is the
funniest person in Mass and probably
most of the United States!!
kill ourselves at some point, making
her own suicide peripheral at best.
that holds my nutella. i hold the
knife and scrape the nutella out of
her. or put it in. like secrets.
metaphors are gay, but liz certainly
isn't. but she's where i go when i'm
looking for secret advice, or music
advice, or shit stories. shit. liz is
hot.
the hyde thing...but never the ne'er do
well act, as it should be. Nice photo,
wish I'd seen you in real life lately,
but I'm outta excuses.