gyver

Mater Carmeli School of Novaliches, Attended 1992 - 2001, Class of 2001
Quezon City Science High School, Attended 2001 - 2005, Class of 2005

Mater Carmeli School, Quezon City Science High School, KaiNan University

"I'm looking for loopholes." - WC Fields (when caught reading the Bible)

"To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation." - Victor Hugo (Les Miserables)

"Do you think people know what they want?" - God (Bruce Almighty)

"I'll take the laughter and her tears and make them all my souvenirs" - Elvis Costello (She)

"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy (The Muppets)

Scorpio

And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed."
And Jesus replied, "What?"

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled on the world
was convincing us he didn't exist.
- Verbal Kent (Usual Suspects)

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
- Voltaire

DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!?!
- Jesus (pissed off)