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Matthew Dembowski
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Interested In:
Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Berwyn (Chicago)
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Matthew's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/565165
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Other education:
Morton West
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Occupation:
Umpire
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Affiliations:
The Dembowski Family
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What I enjoy doing:
http://www.coffeebeer.co.uk/pintpleasures/transbeer.html, traveling, roadtripping, teaching people the verb moon, going to baseball games
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Favorite Books:
The Catcher in the Rye, 1984, The World Almanac (2003), any stupid trivia book, Everybody Poops
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Favorite Movies:
The Cat Who Smoked and Drank Too Much, Good Will Hunting, Office Space, Boyz in the Hood, Bull Durham
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Favorite Music:
Rolling Stones, Blink 182, Jack Norworth, John Tesh's theme for the NBA
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sopranos, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Korean exercise equiment informercial that show how it helps you poop
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About Me:
I was once an upstanding young citizen. Now I ump little league games and live with my parents and have no car.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A sugar mommy. Preferably under 50, but who knows?
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lot of nudity and male/male making out.
Needless to say, I was videotaping it.
As I learned more about the one known
as 'Ba-bow-ski' I found Matt to be one
of the more level-headed people I know.
He knows what he's doing...and the fact
that his actions are rational choices
calms my fears, usually. He's always a
good person to have on your side in a
fight, especially if he's had a couple
(also, always, I guess).
place when we're hungry. One time he
bought me a hamburger and then ate it
before he gave it to me. Another time,
we thought it was a good idea to seek
free food at a Christian Barbeque. We
got free food, but when we wouldn't
convert, they built a pyre and chased us
with pitchforks.
you hear about from the others but he
is much more. YEs I always have a ton
of fucking fun when I am around Matt,
but there is more. Matt is a good
person to chill out and drink a forty
with your shirts off (it gets hot in
Chicago). On many occasions he had to
be the one to deal with my little
temper tantrums, even the drunk ones,
and he is still my friend, that says a
lot. He always will look out for me
like a big brother when I probably in
a situation I wouldn't want to be in.
He doesn't look down on me either when
I laugh at innappropriate things, ie
movies with sensitive subject
material. I miss Matt soo soo much!!
ultimate frisbee, (i prefer to imagine
shirt on, but a more authentic
imagination would probably have
him shirtless, or maybe a
wifebeater), and the frisbee floats
away from everyone. perhaps it's out
of bounds, perhaps not, hard to tell.
the team that matt is not on was the
last to control the frisbee, so matt's
team will surely control the frisbee
once it falls to the ground (in or out of
bounds). does matt let it fall? hell
no. he sprints past everyone, hurls
his body into the air, screaming with
effort, extends his body to the fullest,
and catches the frisbee in the most
awesome display of meaningless
effort possible, body sliding in the
mud, blood spots appearing on his
torso as he stands with the frisbee
wondering why everyone is looking at
him weirdly. that is the kind of
person dembowski is. balls a la
wall.
where's the money, dembowski?
wiTh MY PLexiGLasS TeeTh. HE
dRiVE a SatURn. i mET maNBowsKi
iN thE suPeR mARKEt; he pOOped
in A cOfFEe FiLter AnD sAiD 'I hope
you like it black,' So I feLL iN LovE
wiTh hiM. I giVe yOu SARS aLL nIGht
LoNG. sTab LovE mE I aM a SmELLy
roBoT.
legend in his own time, but do not
forget that there is a real, breathing,
thinking, often naked man behind the
legend. The real Dembowski, the
one you rarely hear about in the
tainted medium of Friendster
Testimonials, is pretty much as
interesting a person as you'd ever
hope to meet. He's a midwestern
mystic with the burden of knowing
how stupid we all are but loving us
all to much to hold it against us. I
plan to one day become infamous for
writing his biography and then being
accused of making it all up.
it back.
a promise to help families struggling
because of recession. He has proposed a
plan designed to help the poor pay for
prescription drugs and promises to
establish an investment program designed
to stimulate Illinois business.
Before serving two terms in Congress,
Matt was an assistant Cook County
state's attorney, prosecuting criminal
cases. He was elected to the Illinois
House in 1992 and authored
truth-in-sentencing legislation,
requiring criminals to serve at least 85
percent of their sentences before being
eligible for parole. As a member of
Congress, he captured national attention
at the height of the Balkan conflict
when he and the Rev. Jesse Jackson went
to Belgrade and secured the release of
three captured U.S. soldiers. In
Congress, he has championed
patients-rights legislation.
He helped me pick out a chorizo. We
started talking and I realized that we
had a lot in common like being quiet
during trips, clapping with songs, and
diabetes. Unfortunately Matt does have
one arch nemesis: Steven Ciolek. One
time at a party I caught them wrestling
each other. I think Matt won.
and add that I've never met anybody
who didn't like Matthew. Well, at
least not after hanging out with him a
couple of times. One time, when
Matthew was driving me to the airport
(yes, he's that kind of guy), I left
this stupid Chicago Monopoly game that
my mom made me buy for her friend in
his car. I personally didn't give a
shit, but on his own initiative, he
took it to the post office and sent it
to my mom. She was so happy that she
sent him a token of her appreciation,
but he SENT IT BACK. What a guy. I
love you, Matthew!