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      • Sarah
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      • Ladies and Gentlemen, gaze upon the awesomeness that is Emily Farmer. The one, the only, the forever inimitable rocket of fun and joy, the world's number one two-stepping partner. Every time I get to hang with her is a blessing.
      • Jessamyn
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      • this girl is the cutest one. she may look
        all sweet and glad to innocently peruse
        the library in her photo... but dont let it
        fool you. she's in the back room making
        illegal photocopies and rockin' the paste-
        pirate ship in general. yeah.
      • Eugene
      • Posted
      • Emily can often be a bitter young lady
        towards innocent towns, but I still like
        her. Soon she will come to terms with
        it and accept the fact that she truely
        loves me.
      • Sarah
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      • Emily J. Farmer is the rat in a basket.
      • Jared
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      • Emily is one of my oldest friends, and
        I've missed her immensely since she
        moved to NY. She is a renaissance
        woman and one of the best
        conversationalists I've ever known.
        She has a deep knowledge of things both
        scholarly (history, art, politics,
        literature) and popular (hip music,
        movies, cultural currents). She has
        class, a solid sense of propriety, and
        charming farm girl roots. Every man
        she meets falls in love with her,
        sooner or later. Emily has some
        characteristics that are rarely found
        in members of the "gentler sex. In
        particular, she purposeful, practical,
        and can make you laugh until it hurts.
        She's a good drinker and a mean
        wrestler. She's the right prescription
        for whatever ails ya.
      • Jessamyn
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      • one time I got helllla drunk and tried
        to get emily to make out with me (oh,
        yeah, that ONE time)... well I was
        trying to lasciviously whisper into her
        ear over whatever 80s hits seth was
        djing and in doing so I knocked her
        into a door and gave her a black eye!
        the best was that instead of being
        horrified, angry and embarrassed, I
        think we both thought it looked fuckin
        tough and it made a good story. er, it
        kind of sucked that people thought
        chris was beating her tho.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Emily Farmer = the rootin'est,
        tootin'est, sixgunshootin'est bad ass
        in the east. Seriously though yesterday
        I saw a book jacket that described
        Oscar Wilde as "one of the great
        conversationalists of his age." And I
        thought of Emily Farmer. No joke. I
        love her heaps.
      • Jessamyn
      • Posted
      • rad! I think of emily AND dan AND
        larry when I think of camp aloha..
        which, er, isn't all that often, to be
        honest. but I think about all you guys
        all the time. including emily. cause
        she is surely the shit and gets crazy
        with a variety of business, including
        emo comics and bricked beers and
        going "watch, wallet, spectacles,
        testicles" when we get ready to leave
        the house.
        come back to portland dear!
      • Dan
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      • ms. farmer is one of the smartest girls i
        know. we are not in touch as much as i
        would like, alas. but in emily you'll find a
        witty, fun, crazy girl who's a great laugher,
        thinker, writer, and conversationalist. hit her
        shit up.

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