Wally TheGreenMonster

Male, 33, Single
Interested In: Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Dec 2003
Location: Boston, MA
Hometown: Yawkey Way
Company: NESN
Wally's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/wallymonster

"6'6", green, fuzzy, and fantastic. And let me set the record straight: I am not using, nor have I ever used steroids. I..."

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Schools (Other):
Ted Williams hitting camp
Occupation:
Green Monster
Affiliations:
The .406 Club, The Dirt Dogs
Hobbies and Interests:
World Series victory parades, David Ortiz walkoff home runs, Curt Schilling gutsy performances, Jerry Remy (my fan), being fuzzy, Jeter's latent homosexuality
Favorite Books:
MannyRamirez.com, Sons of Sam Horn, Tales from the Green Monster, Red Sox Century, the Remy Report, Gordon Edes's Mailbag, John Tomase in the Eagle Tribune, The Green Monster at the End of This Book, Portrait of the Artist as a Green Monster
Favorite Movies:
Green Monster's Ball, Green Monsters Inc., We Still Believe
Favorite Music:
Dirty Water by the Standells, Born in the USA by Kevin Millar, It's Not Easy Being a Green Monster
Favorite TV Shows:
W.B. Mason Extra Innings, Baseball Tonight, Green Monsterpiece Theatre
About Me:
6'6", green, fuzzy, and fantastic. And let me set the record straight: I am not using, nor have I ever used steroids. I did experiment a little with Monster Growth Hormone (MGH), which explains my massive head. But I've been off the juice since my hookup left (screw you, Heathcliff Slocumb). Wally is clean. Oh, and I ain't no furry. I'm a FUZZY.
Who I Want to Meet:
Monsters of any color, anyone fuzzy, and of course, any and all Sox fans or Yankees haters.

First name: Wally
Last name: TheGreenMonster

If you ignore that info and write asking to be my friend, expect to be made fun of.

Dyana
Posted
Wally and I share the same unforunate birthday,
that is why every year we celebrate together by
taking our angst out on the Yankees at the
home opener. You're no April Fool to me,
darling. Now where is my ticket?

Krang
Posted
ive known wally a while, he's a chill
dude. I'm always trying to convince him
to be more monster-like and cause
some havok like I do. maybe on of these
days...

Droo
Posted
wally, was that really you at the
mr. brownstone show on saturday
night? were you drunk? if you keep this
up you'll end up like that jackass, the
san diego chicken.

Theo
Posted
Did you get that horrible tux at
Eastern Clothing of Watertown? Why
would you buy anything from a place
that uses the Rem-dawg as a
spokesperson? Retard.