-
Schools (Other):
St. Josephs Cheltenham PA, Central HS, Abington HS, Temple U
-
College/University:
Temple University, Attended 1994 - 1996, Other, CS,Photo,Urban Planning
-
Occupation:
All-around-know-it-all
-
Affiliations:
123
-
Hobbies and Interests:
Slotcars, Notebooks, Mirrors, Cats, Mascots, Sushi
-
Favorite Books:
Abc
-
Favorite Movies:
Def
-
Favorite Music:
MBV, GBV, Lilys, Smog, Audible, Lucksmiths, Mountain Goats, Swearing At Motorists, Appleseed Cast, The Cure, Rachels
-
Favorite TV Shows:
ATHF, Simpsons, CSI
-
About Me:
...
-
Who I Want to Meet:
Your mom.
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Michael is in your extended network |
|
Michael |
Featured Sponsor
See results for Michael Jastremski
|
me about a near death experience
involving 5 ft of wood. Thanks Mike!
1:35am, I grab the door handle and
it's locked! So I walk the 5 blocks to
the clothespin at City Hall to stand
amongst a crowd of pissed-off,
sleepy zombies for about an hour
and a half too long. Now it's 3:00,
and the Night Owl is flying terrifyingly
fast, north, up Broad St. Slowly but
surely, every person exits the bus but
me. The driver and I come to a halt
at the top of Fern Rock station. It's so
dark and there's literally no one on
the street. I start to walk down the
hill, past the subway entrance,
through the barren, scary-as-hell
parking lot, over the rail platform, and
onto the tracks. Please don't let me
see anyone! Please don't let me see
anyone! I just wanna get home! So I
duck through the bushes on the
other side of the tracks, stumbling
and slipping down the dirt path, not
able to see a foot in front of me.
Finally, i'm out on the street. Every
car that creeps by comes with staring
eyes, and scares the shit out of
me.....if anyone knows how that feels
or what that means, it's Mike and
probably Andy too. So many nights,
Olney is like no place else.
genetic code it doesn't mean that he can
just waltz in this house whenever he
wants to, drink up all the beer, eat up
all the pizza, and smoke up all my
stuff. Sheesh.
he's the guy.
the guy that's been going around the
neighborhood telling everyone that he
is a convicted child molester and has
been relocated to your neighborhood, as
per the court order. But you dont know
him like I know him. It aint just
children. What a crazy guy!