Dating Women, Friends

Sep 2003

Plainview, NY

Three's Company

http://profiles.friendster.com/youtastelikeburger

POBJFKHS, UPenn, Harvard Law

i play with documents

w.a.s.t.e.

music, politics, comedy, 20th century art, indian buffets, nature programs, de-alphabetizing other people's DVD collections, the sublime, the grotesque, and how everything in our lives is meaningful and interconnected but potentially neither of these things

Underworld, Atonement, Gravity's Rainbow (yes, I finished that shit), Lucky Jim, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Omnivore's Dilemma

Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, American Psycho, Squid & The Whale, V for Vendetta, Time Machine (1960), Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Groundhog Day, Waiting for Guffman, Labyrinth, Spirited Away, Adaptation, Cremaster 3, Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch

Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Office, 24 (before it sucked), Colbert Report, The Wire, Wonder Showzen, Making the Band 3, Ali G, anything with "Chef" in the title, anything with "Proviso" in the title

some random facts: 1) I've never been to the moon (except in my wildest dreams!!). 2) I'm trying to cut red meat out of my diet. Also detergent. 3) People often ask me what I am laughing at, and the answer rarely has anything to do with my immediate surroundings. 4) I did, in fact, cry once during 9th grade gym class. 5) I leave intolerably long voicemails. 6) I liked you better before you lost all that weight.

Well, now that Saddam Hussein AND Anna Nicole are both dead, I guess it's time to update this section. Hmmm, this is tough. I'll just say Reese Witherspoon, only because she is behind me as I type and making me put her name. Ow, she's tickling me now.... Reeese dammit... canttt typpe.... helxzwo cvnatod sdo;;isodj eodanw