Zabeth Russell

Female, 89, Single
Interested In: Friends
Member Since: Jan 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hometown: Mooresville, IN
College: Hanover College
Zabeth's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/zabeth

"www.myspace.com/zabsters"

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Schools (Other):
School of Hard Knocks, Monrovia School For Kids With Kool-Aid Stains Around Their Mouths
College/University:
Hanover College, Attended - , Class of , Other
Occupation:
straight-A student by day,Hollywood hooker by nite
Affiliations:
ImprovBoston, Improv Olympic West, Improv Asylum
Hobbies and Interests:
improv, books, movies, things that smell like coconut, truck drivers, petting friendly dogs, embarrassing myself at weddings, music, riding a mechanical bull, cake, bubble wrap, bubble tea, road trips, working the word "quahog" into every sentence, fountain pens, guinea pigs, street fairs, tropical drinks with paper umbrellas, sack wrangling, the THEE-ah-tahh, poppin and lockin
Favorite Books:
the dictionary, The Crying of Lot 49, A Prayer for Owen Meany (wow, I never knew how many people liked this book until I friendstered), Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, Augusten Burroughs, Margaret Atwood, Zadie Smith, essays by John Waters
Favorite Movies:
Triplets of Belleville, Bottle Rocket, The Cement Garden, Napoleon Dynamite, The Royal Tenenbaums, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Strictly Ballroom, The Lion In Winter, Die Mommie Die, Psycho Beach Party, Shaolin Soccer, Gypsy 83, anything directed by Christopher Guest, Pedro Almodovar, Wes Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, or John Waters
Favorite Music:
The Pixies, Bjork, Beck, Prince, Stereolab, Stevie Wonder, Sufjan Stevens, The Gossip, old Motown, the Safety Dance, blah blah insert something hip here that you have never heard of, blah, I am all totally emo and crap
Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Freaks and Geeks, Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Strangers with Candy, The Office (BBC), The League of Gentlemen (BBC), Mr. Show, Angel, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, really any dating reality show that ever there was, especially the ones that feature buses and hot tubs and people who can't wait to take their shirts off
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
About Me:
www.myspace.com/zabsters
Who I Want to Meet:
dogs in clever costumes; also Ben Vereen. Not to mention anyone who lives in LA who is not totally nuts in a bad way (this excludes a lot of people) or would like to teach me how to drive a stick shift.

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George
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Zabeth is purty. and talented. Her skill as an actor and and performer stun. She will put you in stitches. I want her to play Lady Macbeth in when and if I ever manage to overcome my directing fears and actually direct. She will make you laugh until you hurt. I do curse her for leaving Boston for L.A. and limiting so severely the posibility that I will be able to act with her again. Damn you and your ambition and need for sunshine!

Dan
Posted
Regarding Zabeth, not only am I a fan, but also a box, cord, and warranty.

Eric
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Personally, I can't stand Zabeth. Then again, I hate anything that's "adorable" and "awesome". But if you still need someone to teach you to drive a manual transmission, I could do that. The secret is to let the clutch out to the point right before it stalls and then *hold* it there. You see, there's like a psychological thing rooted in our brains where we're not used to holding one foot in place while we move the other foot. It's really only used in a situation like that and you need to re-program your mind to overcome it. I think it's probably a defense mechanism back when we were all monkeys 5000 years ago at the beginning of time.

Dana Jay
Posted
Zabeth is the funniest girl I have ever met.
A scene never fails when she's onstage. And I bet you thought that was it, huh? It's not. Zabeth cares about her friends like ants care for their holes. Zabeth goes in and out of her friends to see what they're made of to try to build them back with sand and dirt whenever they seem to be underfortified. Although, and this might shake you, you can't burn Zabeth's friendships with a magnifying glass and the sun.
No, they're stronger than that. If she was as happy as she makes her friends when she's around, then she'd always be happy. Yeah, I said it. No takebacks.

Ed
Posted
You've tried zarest, now try Zabethst!

Sorry. I'm just really... um... sorry for that. Zabeth rocks!

Kevin
Posted
One time, I logged onto Friendster and Zabeth was under that "More People" heading. Like she was some kind of Friendster celebrity. I cried because I knew I'd never be under that heading. -Sigh- It's been a tough couple of weeks. . .

Irene
Posted
Thanks Zabeth - now I'm at work
thinking of you and singing to myself "in
her satin TIGHTS! fighting for our
RIGHTS! and the ol' red white and
bluuuuue"

Actually. that seems about right.

maggie
Posted
Zabeth makes me wag my tail and do a
prancy dance! I'd jump through hoops of
fire if Zabs was on the other side! She's
the Ring Mistress of my circus world!

Lee
Posted
Thanks to the tiny black hole of
pleasure that dwells within me and
my neverending adventures through
the time stream, I can unequivocally
say that I *have* done it with you. So
you're absolutely right.